what happen when rat chase the cat .????

assalamualaikum...
moi!
ok its been long since i last update my blog. hhmmm. lets start my blog with the activity that i did on 25 february 2008. ok. i didnt sleep at all that nite n in the morning i decided to anta faris to college la with sapek(hentai master). then faris went to pick up izut at her house in ttdi jaya. ok then to college we go. errrr n i wasnt mandi n gosok gigi la that morning cause i didnt sleep wat so no need to berus gigi la kan. am i rite.? okok after send them to college i went straight to rafi bistro t meet ikram and aizat there. as i arrive aizat had already had to go to college n ikram had to drove him there cause he takot la kena saman kalaw luar fakking. so i eat one roti kosong kari banjir and teh tarik. 5 minute later hanep came. after we eat i went back to our apartment to bath and brush my teeth. anep had to thukar baju sebab kena dal masa makan. wut a silly. so i quickly siap n stuff. bawakk my kitchen uniform n maw bayar dwet ustad yg macam bab* thu la. so terserempak pula la dengan tessel student(malas sebut nama) den hangout with afiq and nasser for a while at hooha cafe before pais text me say that he has finished the meeting with his lecturer. so ok n i went to car n drovw them to lepak at rafi. again twice in 2 hours time. wow! coool aite. so after that ikram n sapek join us for breakfast. then pais said that he is tension bacause he was selected as one of the apaharam ntah for MQA esok. then YAZ ask we to join the girls to watch movie at sunway pyramid. so i was like ha YAZ blanja la.kalaw blanja aku folow. n guess wat YAZ blanja weh ha. tengs yaz :). nnt aku blanja kaw balik ok.so we all heading to sunway n otw i asked ikram to cabut one of the KEADILAN poster. undilah keadilan dan anda akan mendapat 3 bulan cuti bersalin.hahahaha. mmg la pompuan vote kan kalaw githu n den mula la dok mengandung 2 kali setahun(rela jaday kilang asal cutey 3bulan). ha ok before meleret ntah mana we kontinew bek la. ha n sapek was like going to die in teh car after me and ikram do some lawak la. we all tot that he is going to vommit or something but not.haihh sapek sapek. after we reached sunway we all went straight to the cinema to buy the tickets. kita ngk cita anak(boring muvie). after bought the ticket, aizat yg budget jaguh ask pais for some racing game at the arcade near the cinema. so ok we all go there. at first i didnt want to play sbb ta cukob dwet ma. n all that stuff like membazir dwet aja la. den NINIE blanja maen aaaa game keta la(lupa nama game thu la bai). den ok i'll join. n suddenly aizat sapek n pais join too.
so we had like 7 of us racing n guess what. aizat yg budget jaguh is numb 2 la n pais is third who was first.??? of course la aku an.hahahhaa. such a loser la semua thu. got no cabaran at all ekceli. hahha. so ok cut the crap n we all went in the cinema to watch ANAK. very boring that me n ikram star to throwing popcorn to pais n others who r in front of us. hahahhaha. n it turn out one of the characters name in that muvie is aizat and he was a rapist in that muvie who rogol erra fazira. den after watc the muvie we all go to giant sebab sangai nk rokok weh taim thu. after bought perrilys 20 n lucky strike we isab rokok at luar mana ntah bawah kfc. then we take some pic n go straight up to the bowling.ahahhahahha aizat was like hahahah this time im gonna won. y he thinks that.??? cause he is used to be the jaguh skola la. thats y pasal la kan. n yeah he was very jaguh but just only for the first 4 balingan aja la. n den it was all me leading the way. hahahhahaha cuba lagay la weh. n i won ten pin ahead of him. he was like muka merah merah n look at me say that lets play again sometime. i was like bring it on la macha. after play some boling when we r about to balik we past this one archery shop. there was a offer for three of us who wanted to try for FREE. sapek aizat n yaz try it n they all suck at it.hahahahha.first time maybe.(macham aku jaguh ja gelak kan org en). den we all balik n went eat at seks 2(cheapest tmpt makan in shah alam i think). after makan we all balik and gua terbogel mat. gua layan tdow sampai besok tgah ary an. hahahahhahaha.

26 february 2008

aaaa nothing much happen ekceli. just get up that noon n went out to eat with all our housemate eksep ferd1. then got back on9 for a while n study for tomorrow paper. thats all folks my 26 feb.

27 february 2008.

get up early like 7.45 in the morning n went to college cause the paper start at 8.30am...the first paper was the INTRODUCTION TO QUANTITATIVE ANALYSIS n hey thank god i study last nite cause every single thing that i study came out exactly.hahahhahaa. after the paper, lepak at college cafe with afiq, had some kuey tiaw then went back to study for FOOD SERVICE. but i sleep most of the time. hahahahha so basicaly i had no idea what to answer the paper that evening. while answering the paper, at about 5 pm the rain start pouring down like cats n dogs. so i was like fuck how am i going to go back. surely basah la kalaw take a cab. then i decided to finished the paper early n call faris if he can fetch me back. n he said yes. n i was like thank god la faris ada sini kan. ha den miracle happen, ta sampai 15 minutes la the rain came down the water level start to get high. n lastly guess wut MSU is cover with water. there was a fucking flood la pukimak. paras peha gua weh. selama gua duduk jb yg kalaw nk kata bandar maju thu boleh la but still shah alam lagay maju kot tp shah alam yg banjir. i feel like im in JENGKA weh where all the orang asli live. hahahahha me, nasser, xema wanie n janeth redah jugak la banjir yg hampir sampai skrotum thu an n kalaw pompuan hamper sampai clittoris kot.hahahhahaa. n i had to menapak untill perdana(where xema leave) cause pais say that his car only could reach there n theres no way out left cause all jalan has been covered with water. so terpaksa la jalan sampai sana. when i reached there i change my cloth at xema house then we all go eat at Darul Ehsan(lagay mahal dr rafi). so i have RM 0 and pais was generous enough the lent me 10 bucks to eat n play dota for 4hours.hahahha. after happy playing DOTA we realise that pais car was at giant n it was 1am n giant is already close. anep when to see the pak gad to see if he can let us in for a while to take the car n leave for good. hahahahahah. sapek kirin an ijat(champ) sudah jalan kaki la when the pak gad open the pinthu pagar. so i seat at the bonet ikram n pais front anep blakang. then we go fetch that 3 musketeer n went home :) what a day is it. flood, car park in giant at 1 am where we suppose to get the car out of the teritory before 11pm.
hahhahahahahahhahaha what an experience for me today. but i still happy that im ok n nothing is wrong with me after all that had happen today although i miss some one badly. :(

abang amin mara mmg cool la weh

moi!

ha this story is all about what a very nice youg man working the department account named amin. for starting, i have a rough day which is i had a presentation in mr bob class, i skipped miss fara class , n went to a three and a half hour calss of mr shahril calss. when im about to go back miss fatim text me that she wanted to give me the account quiz. omfg that day was very fucked up. then i had to go to cisse to jumpa ustaz yang konon2nyea baik la kan cause i didnt do his quiz. when i meet him guess what? he lose my assignment and i had to do it all over again and i have to pay rm70 as a fine. hey man u lose my assignment and now i have to pay. F U la weh.haha he said that the fine is because the college has bayar dulu for the trip that i didnt go. weh brapa bnyk la maw makan dwet budak laahanat. then i had to go to the account department to active my id to get my exam slip la. im suppoese to pay rm150 la for that piece of shit. then when im about to pay this lovely lady said that i dont have to pay for that 150 cause my MARA has been aproved in the january, i was like hey should i be happy or what man. in january that is the same month that ikram got his MARA separuh la. he already sign the agreement i havent. the best part is in january i went to the account department to see that amin brader and ask if my MARA has been approved or not and with a relax face he said that i applied late i might be have to wait another 2 or 3 month before it will be approved and he said that he will call me if it has been approved. so i was like ok. ikram has to wait 7 month and i guess it will be the same for me la kan. so how come that the lady said that my MARA has been approved and that amin bastard didnt say anything and didnt call me. is he retarded or what. i still didnt sign the agreement n when im gonna get my allowance la babi! tomorrow that amin is gonna get a hurt real bad from me. oh and i mean rrrrrrrrreeeeeaaaaaallllllll bad!. ok lets see what explaination will he give me tomorrow n if the explanation doesnt satisfy my ohhhhhh somebody gonna get a hurt real bad.

aaa i think im gonna play some dota la now. anyone would like to join.?

pecah dara

moi!

hey this is my first time having a fucking blog. aaa ikram n faris influence me to create. i think that hey wth lets have a fucking blog shall we. hahahha. nothing much in this first blog. i choose the title pecah dara cause this is the first time i wrote a blog, so like having sex, the first time we have sex our dara(women la especially) will pecah their dara. so pecah dara it is la. got it macha.?